If you want to help support our channel, head over to Patreon and become a VIP member today. Oh boy, we are back again for another episode of the Gungeon Radio Podcast. Woohoo. Oh, you sure are, man. Uh, is this 3:46? I got I put a note in here somewhere. It is. Oh, I was right. Oh my goodness. We’re actually getting these right for once now. I know, right? Yeah, for now. What do we count? Last week we were something like 20 something away from the next uh 69 episode. This is 20 44. Last week was 344. 64 would have been 20 25 weeks. Now we’re 24 weeks away. That’s right. 24 weeks away. Time to start doing the hype. Yeah, might as well. Yeah, I know. We’ve planned it so well. It’s 369 and that to be fine. That’s going to be the song. I think we should I think we should at least do like a music video watch along for that. Hey greatest songs ever. The most hype anthems the 2000s to the window to the wall until the sweat drops down my balls. I says all you [ __ ] crawl better crawl. Oh, a skate skid [ __ ] Yeah, man. Vibing right now, bro. What if Frank’s natural sang that song? I know, right? See, there we go. We already Paul Ananka kind of did. We just called it Put Your Head on My Shoulder. So Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, same thing. Which is I guess like back then a euphemism for like, you know, suck at fly penis. You know what? I don’t know. I just I always joke about that cuz it’s just like, you know, put your head on my shoulder and then you know it goes lower lower and then oh look now now you’re getting a [ __ ] They’re there honey. Cry cry your problems but also put my [ __ ] in your mouth. Wow. Your problems are great but my problems are more necessary. That’s the 50s mentality right there. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for Chris Caputo’s relationship counseling. Come on down. No, that’s your thing. I’m the lowest Well, I saw a skit the other day and it was like I’m the lowest rated uh relationship counselor on Yep. And that’s because I don’t just always agree with a [Laughter] woman. I thought that was funny. My husband doesn’t play with me sexually anymore. Are you the problem, ma’am? Well, what are you doing about it? You learning anything new? Yeah. Study the prawn. It helps. Practice anything long enough, you’re bound to get okay at it, right? Yeah. I mean, they do say practice makes perfect. That does include, you know, oral techniques. It’s not just about brushing your teeth oral be style, but but that helps if you do brush your teeth. Yeah. I had a buddy of mine had a very pretty wife, but she just didn’t brush her teeth. Yeah. Was she one of them teeth to fall out? I don’t know. But they were like, she’d smile at you and then be like, "Well, yeah, it just be all tonsil, no bite on that, you know, be sure." No, she had teeth. They just look [Music] Anyway, folks, today on the show, we’re going to be listening to Lost Inside the Girl. We got a little gamy game for Caputo here to play. Yeah. That I think you guys are going to enjoy. And um a little bit of G&R talk. There’s been some news break in the time in which we’re recording this. So yeah, I mean we’re going to have a show one way or the other folks. So for the 346th time ever of all time, welcome to the Guns and Radio podcast. [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] It still boggles my mind that I managed to find a clip of Fron rolling his own cigarette. Good clips. just mid podcast and then like I’ve seen him smoking during it but they don’t look like hand rolled shitty looking cigarettes. It’s like this guy has seen that in high school for like a week. Oh yeah. Well, this dude’s got his technique down and everything, man. He knows what he’s doing. He does. That man does not [ __ ] around with the Yeah. Well, no man should one way or the other. If you’re going to do it, do it right. But if you probably shouldn’t do it, as they say, I wouldn’t recommend it. Uh it’s a hard thing to cut. Oh, that especially. Yep. And uh you got to sometimes or you’ll I don’t know, probably die or something. I don’t know. Who knows, right? I mean, speaking of the 50s, they used to say, "Oh yeah, it’s the healthiest thing ever to do." I know, right? Ain’t that wild? Like uh cigarette please your husband at the same time. put your head on her shoulder. Uh, all right, June. Now, that’s that’s enough of your lady problems. It’s time that we talk serious for a minute. Margo. Sorry about that. Yeah, cuz uh they used to advertise that cigarettes would keep you slim. Oh, Virginia slam. I know, right? And just think of how many women that probably fell for that. Oh, too many. Where their husbands were just like, "You’re going to do it, you [ __ ] You’re going to like it." You know? Uh, yeah. Marriage worked a little differently in the 50s. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, like back then, I guess, like you women in the workforce was like, "Yeah, a little bit there. It wasn’t as much as equally as it is now." Yeah. Yeah. I’ll tell you, the other day I met a uh I got I have a friend of mine. I’m not going to say his name or where I know him from. because only if he listens to this, only he’ll know it’s him if I go that route. But uh I found out one of my buddies and his wife have twin beds. Ah, and I’ve been giving them [ __ ] ever since. Like, oh, here we go. Here go Lucy and Ricky over here. Good. So, does that make me Fred? Come on, Rick. Let’s get I think the first uh a little bit of trivia for you. the the first TV show, I think, ever to show a uh a husband and wife in bed together in the same bed on TV, I think, was The Monsters, if I’m not mistaken. Oh, damn. Take that, I love Lucy. Yeah, I guess when it’s Frankenstein and whatever the [ __ ] she was. It’s like we can’t have human blood on here, but robots, no problem. Aliens are okay. They’re not. Yeah. Yeah, man. That’s all that’s wild, dude. Yeah, that’s wild. Speaking of robots, I put together a little game for us to play tonight. Uh using not really AI. You remember that app, Face App, that was popular a few years ago. Yes. Yes. Well, I looked at my phone and I still had it today, so I dusted it off and I made a little game for us that we’re going to play in a little bit. But first, let’s talk some G&R, man. Um, as we’re recording this, I think the first show of the 2025 tour is happening tonight in South Korea. So, May 1st, um, I guess with the whole time difference there, cuz they’re playing all the way in South Korea, they’re starting the, uh, the the longest name for a tour I’ve seen in a while. And what’s that? What is it? The Because what you want and what you get are two. I don’t [ __ ] remember this name. Yeah, it’s a stupid name. Help me out here. Uh, hang on. I know it was on there and I looked it up as we were doing last week’s episode, too. So, I’ll find that. What’s the time and date right now in South Korea? Here is what I found in Korea. It’s 11. There’s my reminder. It’s almost There it is. 09 a.m. Yes. Uh because what you want and what you get are two completely different things to her. That’s stupid. If that isn’t a nice way of telling someone to go [ __ ] themselves, I don’t know what it is. Yeah. That’s like the equivalent of saying, you know, like, you know, southern hospitality. It’s like, oh, bless his heart or bless her heart, whatever. That’s kind of the same thing to be honest. Yeah. I mean, you’re going to make a whole lot of money uh on a tour by just advertising that you’re not going to give the fans what they want to see. So, yeah. or just call like, you know, like cuz it’s technically it’s like the 40th anniversary tour as well of this band. Be like, you know, 40 years, whatever. Yeah. Yeah. I don’t I don’t get it. It’s stupid. And they’re not going to do anything different than the last tour. They are. And I, you know, you and I, a lot of us aren’t expecting anything different. Oh, look. They played this one song they haven’t played in God knows how many years. Okay, cool. Thanks. Yeah. Well, we can only hope. Yeah. Um, but some of the there was a video. Well, first off, there was a thing on set list FM that listed some songs that they had already sound checked. Yeah. And uh we’re questioning the validity of that and a video came out that sounded like they had that they were check set uh soundchecking Koba. Yeah. So, someone I guess was outside the arena doing it. So here it says the soundtrack included uh com as mentioned better yesterday’s street of dreams prostitute perhaps locomotive and the worst cover of all time witchaw lineman. Oh are you stoked? I’m not at all actually. Why is I still [ __ ] here? Well they unless you’re in Witchah play [ __ ] Witchaw Lineman. You’re not. I mean it’s not going anywhere. They said as long as Chris Inion South Korea is a far away from Witchah Kansas is okay start you know clocking those boots Dorothy there’s no place like home that’s pretty funny but the show hasn’t happened at the time that we’re recording this that’s literally all the G&R news we got is that the tour by the time you guys are seeing this the tour has started and they’re well on their way I think they’re doing like Asia and stuff first right Now, I’ll look it up right now. Actually, we’ll go through the tour dates. Well, if uh something broke, something big happened while we were away on our little uh sbatical here. Yeah. So, they’re doing uh Korea, then Japan, Taiwan, Bangkok, Mumbai. Um they’re playing in Bahrain with all the rich people there. Cool. Of course, Blood Money uh cities as well, and then the European leg starts May 30th. So, do they’re going through some honestly a few other European places that don’t get enough love. It seems like honestly like they’re going through Georgia. It’s like right near where I guess it’s like Eastern Europe near like Russia, Ukraine. Yeah. Yeah. It’s a very small like annex part of like it used to be I think part of Russia and then they sort of got their independence like many years ago I believe. I could be wrong. Someone can give me a I always like Egypt. Alexa, Alexa, where is Georgia the country? According to an Alexa Answers contributor, Georgia is located on the east coast of the Black Sea between Russia, Azeraijan, Armenia, and Turkey on the southern flanks of the main crest of the Greater Cauus Mountains. So that’s in the Middle East. Oh, no. The Middle East would be like it’s like I believe it’s still part of Europe, but they’ve played in like European soccer. uh championship leagues and stuff. So, now George is technically a part of Europe. It’s probably right at the end there because it’s right beside Russia. Okay. Well, there you go. Learn something new every day, I guess. Hell yeah. And they’re basically just going to be in Europe all summer, it seems like. At least till yeah, the end of July. So, well, that’s nice. Interesting openers to have too, which is, you know, who they got. Um, so on some shows you may see Public Enemy opening for them. Oh, that’s pretty cool. You know, it’s like, oh, well, we can get NWA like we wanted to, you know, in the ‘9s, so we’ll get Public Enemy. Yeah, well, that’s pretty cool. Why not? Um, Rival Suns are appearing on certain shows. Okay. And then they also have um the Sex Pistols featuring Frank Carter. Okay. Uh, I was about to say I don’t know how the Sex Pistols work without Sid, but I guess that’s Steve Jones, Paul Cook, and Glenn Matlock with And they put they have Frank Carter there, I guess, another member. They used to have um and those are the ones that like are alive right now. Yeah, I guess like Johnny Roden’s not showing up. So, well, who can blame him? Yeah, he got his money. True. Very true. So yeah, they they don’t release music. They just play whatever, you know, on festivals and stuff. Festival. Cool. So they’re like the touring band and not the real band. Like uh um mostly like the original members. Yeah. But they’re just they just tour. That’s it. Like a lot of older bands have touring. Like Foreigner Mhm. has a touring band, but that’s none of the people in the touring band. Yeah. There’s no original members, I think. And Foreigners has been on their like, you know, last tour, their retirement tour for like the last five years, so who knows when that’s going to end. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, I did get a little momentto from the farewell tour, so I’m glad I attended that. Nice. But, uh, yeah, man. That’s uh, of course, if something interesting happens uh during the time that we’re uh away, you can go to our Discord and we’ll be posting articles and things like that. We’re only going to be away for a week, though. We’re just uh we’re taking a week off cuz uh my parents are coming to my house for the weekend. My dad really wants to help me with a project, so I was trying to get it done before he got here so we could just chill and hang out. Yeah. And uh yeah, let me show you what happened. So, he was going to help me get my dryer, which broke out of the basement. And that’s the basement door. Mhm. All right. So, I was like, you know what? I’ll surprise the old man. I’ll get it done first before he gets here. And let me show you exactly how far I got right there. stuck. I know back down. So, I guess it’s going to be helpful to have an extra pair of hands to get that son of a [ __ ] out of there. Oh, man. It’s like, you know, when like, you know, like as a kid, your parents like, "Oh, can you help bring this to the door or whatever?" And it’s like, you bring it right to the door. It’s like, "Oh, I said to bring it in." Like, "No, you said to bring it to the door, you know." Yeah, wording. Wording is a key. Okay. Yeah, exactly. Damn it, folks. Yeah. So, because of their visit, uh we’re taping this week’s show in advance. But like I said, if anything breaks or anything happens on this tour that’s just absolutely noteworthy, of course, we’ll be talking about it in our Discord and you can get your free invite into our Discord at gunsandradio.com. So yeah, go check that out. Um, before we move on and play this game, I showed you this before we went on air. I’m going to show it on air. Brian Pilman Jr. Yeah. Looks stupid. Yeah, that facial hair. I don’t know if that’s actually real or just like drawn on with like a very awful Sharpie. I think it’s airbrushed. It looks airbrushed. He looks like a [ __ ] [ __ ] bro. He He’s like the whitest Persian man I’ve ever seen. And there’s a good chance that somebody watching this I’m only like I’m one degree of separation away from that guy. So, there’s a good chance somebody watching this knows us both and is going to send him this. Well, I don’t care, bro. Look, man. I liked you in Memphis. I thought you were cool in real life. I think you’re a real cool, nice dude. I think you, you know, you do your daddy proud with your wrestling and everything, man. I think if he were here, he’d be very proud of you, bro. Uh, and I mean that. I really do. Um, but bro, you look [ __ ] stupid. Wipe that [ __ ] off your face. Oh, thank I don’t even care if it’s a [ __ ] gimmick. It’s a stupid gimmick. Can you imagine a world champion in WWE holds up the belt to his face, kisses the belt, and then his beard smudges the the shine? [ __ ] [ __ ] Reminds me of, you remember when Sheamus came back that one time and he had like his beard and braids and he had a mohawk and [ __ ] and Yeah. Everybody started chanting, "You look stupid. Oh man, that was one of my favorite WWE memories. You look stupid. That was probably like a roster mania, wasn’t it? I don’t remember. I think it may have been. Yeah, but it was funny. Got over then everybody started chatting, you look [Laughter] stupid. Yeah. Well, anyway, just want to point that out. Brian Pilman Jr. looks stupid. I think Oh, now in he goes by what? Lexus King or something ridiculous like that. Yeah, that’s that’s also stupid. Brian Pilman Jr. He’s basically a white man cosplaying as a Persian with that beard fade, bro. All he needs is a white BMW and like a [ __ ] ton of cologne and he’s pulled it off. A billion dollars in oil money. Yeah. No, no. That’s he asked if he was playing, you know, like the Shik, whatever, Abdullah, Muhammad, whatever. You know, the Saudi people there. Oh, yeah. They’re all the blood over there. Yeah. That pay, you know, the $und00 million to have their little logo in the [ __ ] corner. Why don’t we invade them? [ __ ] We invade all these poor countries. Let’s invade them and get some [ __ ] money. Yeah. Uh, well, what’s the point? They’re going to be bankrupt in like 25 years anyway, so Oh, good. I hope so. Trust me. Like those places like that. When the oil dries up, guess what? The wallet dries up, too. The oil better not dry up or we’re going to have sh worse problems than that. Mhm. It’s going to be a shitty time. You have to buy your Teslas from a Nazi just to just to be able to drive. Oh yeah. Enjoy. 2024 is uh most recalled truck of the year. Yeah, I’m digging that. Yeah, I totally want to drive a car that reminds me of the PlayStation one. I love seeing people set them on fire and protest. I’m happy to see people protesting. Other people are mad about it, but not me. I’m giddy about it. It’s like going, we’re going to finally take them back eventually. People are getting mad and it’s about time. It took so long for people to get mad and now they’re finally getting [ __ ] mad and uprising. Yeah, I know. It’s a wonderful thing. People’s gonna hate on me for saying that, but it is. Sorry that I feel that way. It’s all your fault for making me. Let’s see here. Well, the name of the song that we’re going to be reviewing in just a few minutes is called Lost Inside the Girl. So, I’ll tell you, if you remember a few years ago, there was a app called Face App that came around that could turn you into a girl if you were just that curious. I remember mine and she was hot when I put my picture in there. Was like, "Damn, I’m I’m pretty hot as a chick." Well, I did the same with a few rock stars to make a brand new game and then another shitty PowerPoint for my buddy Caputo here to play. And the name of this song game, the name of this game is Who That Dude Is that Dustin made Look like a lady person. Oh gosh. And let me tell you how this game is played. I’m going to show Chris a picture of a lady person that’s not really a lady person and he’s got to guess who that dude is that I made look like a lady person. And if you guys are watching in the uh chat, if you’re watching the premiere or if you’re uh you know tuning into this video and you want to play along in the comments, then by all means go right ahead. This is pretty fun. But let’s take a look at our first lady person. This is this one. Oh, why does it kind of look like Michael Star a little bit? I thought it looked like that one chick from Dine. Really? Or from uh one of those news shows. She looks like looks like Rachel Satchel also from Still Panther cuz I mean they both have the same hair. I tell you, first off, this is a hot chick definitely. But if you gave her glasses with that face structure and you cut her hair real short, it looked like Rachel Matto. Yeah, I guess so. in just the face. I guess definitely could. Um, do you have I’m also leaning Steven Tyler. You’re thinking the lady person is Steven Tyler? I could be. Yeah, I’m going to go Steven Tyler. I’m probably wrong, but I’m leaning towards that. Well, you were very, very close. It is not Stephen Tyler, but it is Joe Perry. Ah, okay. Same band, different uh different guy. Yeah, man. You’re really close. Uh, this one should be an easy one. Oh, that’s Brett Michaels, brother. Yeah, you’re right. Brent Michaels brackets with wig. Yeah, you’re right. But I mean, hell, we’ve seen Brett look enough like a lady person throughout his career. I watched too many scenes of Rock of Love. Yeah. Now, I’ve only got six of these, so this next one I think is also fairly easy. Oh, Alice Cooper. Yeah, I think the teeth on that one’s a dead give. I’m a vampire. Hollywood vampires. Johnny up. I’m very jealous right here. Yeah, we got big teeth right here. That’s also my Steve Harvey impression. Hi everybody. We’re going to go to the Steve Harvey. How dare you say these darn things. All right, let’s see the next one. All right, this one’s a little bit more difficult. Oh, look. That’s WWE Hall of Famer Sunny. Yeah, they’re not all attractive. They’re not all pretty girls. Um, it’s it also really reminds me of like Dave Mstein from Megaade for some reason. I’ll tell you what it looks like. It looks like that old lady you see jogging at noon when you uh take off work early or something. And you know what I mean? Kind of. Yeah. You know the type. She looks like the kind of chick that uh you pick up at the bar and then wake up questioning your whole life. Everything in your life that led you to that bar that day. Well, what do you think? You got a final guess. Who is this lady? I’m going to go Dave Mustain from Mega Death. I’m probably wrong, but that’s Dave Mustain. I can honestly see the Dave Mustain in there, but it’s actually Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden. Ah, okay. So, I was going the metal route. So, and you know what? You take these two together and they look like it’s like an old couple couple that you meet at the campground. Mhm. That are camping in their RV right next to your campsite and want want to know if you want to come over and share their fire pit. Honestly, it’s pretty good uh accurate representation there. I’ll give you that. Yeah, definitely. Well, better than WWE Hall of Famer Sunny in that one porno. She voted. Oh goodness. Yeah. All right. Here’s our next one. All right. Um, this one looks like Christina Richie. Yeah, I was going to say this looks like an actress or something. Kind of looks like an older Christina Richie. Hm. No, she looks she she looks like one of those nameless actresses that everybody forgets that’s only uh ever been on soap operas and [ __ ] like Days of Our Live. Yeah. A this face H. Generic hot girl with medium acting ability. That’s what soap opers cast girls, man. Their looks is a 10 and their acting is a four and they and they bring them in. You want to get in this business, honey? Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Well, anyway, what are you thinking? What are you thinking on this? Of course, this is a dude. Yeah, I think I have an idea, but like the name is like escaping like my Oh, man. Um, it looks like someone, but I can’t. Uh, I will say she definitely looks like the dude. I kind of thought this one was going to be an easy one. It kind of looks like Lars from Metallica. You think it’s Lars from Metallica? I’m going to go Lars cuz that’s the first thing I’m thinking of. I’m probably wrong, but it is. Oh, there we go. Cuz like it was coming to me. I’m like, "Wait a minute. I know this bastard’s face." Ah, yes. Famous angry short Danish troll [ __ ] Lars Olrich. Yeah, that’s the one. All right. And this is the last one, by the way. Nia Jax. Oh, it does look like Nia Jax. I’m not like most girls. Oh, man. That’s a It’s got the chin there. I’m like, who god, is that a That’s a crimson chin from Fairly Odd Par. Uh, yeah, they they they kept her doodly chin. I was going to say this pouty face looks definitely more like Dave Vist. Oh, it I kind of can see that. Yeah. Um [Music] Oh, this is the last one by the way. Groucho Marks bought this the cigar. at you. Oh man, that is called a transatlantic accent and it never actually existed in real life. The reason that people talked like that back then is because the radio microphones would pick you up better and made you easier to understand. Mhm. If if you had this kind of voice, then people can understand you on the radio better. Shitty microphones they had back in. So that’s where that voice comes from. Oh, this is tough. I’m like, who the [ __ ] is a py ass face like that? Um, well, one dude does. Yeah, I only mentioned Dave Mustain, but I don’t think that’s him. Um, since this is a Guns and Roses podcast, let’s just go with Axel Rose. Axel Rose. It’s not Axel Rose. I didn’t do any GNR members this time. Ah [ __ ] I threw me a bone for the last one. Come on, man. No, this one’s Well, I kind of did. They’re G&R adjacent. I threw you two bones with Alice Cooper and Brett Michaels. That’s true. That’s fair enough. They can’t all be easy. No. Oh, now I see it. Scott Wy. No, it’s not Scott Wyland. It is Angus Young. Ah, dang it. See, it’s good. It hides all the wrinkles, man. I’m telling you, man. These uh rock stars, they got to get up on the Maybelline. I guess I was going to think you did. Yeah, if they usually have a pouty face, they’re probably Australian. Uh, potentially, but what you got to do to get a showy around here? Uh, that was who that dude is that made look like a lady person. So, we hope you enjoyed that as much as much as we did. I think it was pretty fun. A fun little game. But, we’re going to go ahead. We’re going to get into the song of the day because uh you told me it was a pretty long song. It is about 6 and a half minutes. I think it’s like the longest song on this album. Jesus Christ. Well, I hope it’s worth it. Let’s find out. Do it. Oh man, it’s a slow song. Oh, well, we’ll be we’ll go in with a positive attitude. I was just hoping for something fun. [Music] I close my eyes and I slip away next. It reminds me of The Cure a little bit, but The Cure sounds more depressing. Yeah. So does this. This has that those those deep vocals like the cure and him. Mhm. I don’t know. Him is like it has more like a punk edge in him. Maybe the guitars just sound different I think in their discoraphy. Yeah. If for a moment I will rest assure across the miles she seems so far. But in my mind I feel her beating heart. I feel like if him did cover this it would fit well within their discoraphy. It could honestly it could add some like of their own kind of sheen and polish to it. You know why not? If him was still a band. I mean, Billy Follow went solo, so he can still do this [ __ ] I think he just still does solo stuff. I don’t know. Yeah, he’s still going solo. Yeah, him did a farewell tour and everything, man. I kind of hated that I missed it, but they didn’t come close to me. Yeah, except Chicago. Oh, they actually did like American dates. Oh, they just like were doing Europe. No, I think they played like four or five American dates and I think one of them was Chicago. They’re very limited, I think. But I remember I swear I remember them playing in America. I might not have been on the farewell tour. Might have been on the one before that or something like that maybe. But um yeah, they came and played and I didn’t go and then next thing I know the you know they’re done and I’m like well [ __ ] there’s one band I’ll never get to see. I mean I like their music, don’t get me wrong. Like I like um Razor Blade Romance. That was a good one. Yeah, it was the first album I think. Or no, the second album actually. Yeah. Deep Shadows and Brilliant Highlights was a good album. Um, hell, even Love Metal was pretty good. And uh, what was the one that everybody jumped on the HIM bandwagon for? Was probably Razer Blade Romance cuz that was what Join me in Death and like Bamar Jarrett put that in like Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That was big. No, no, no, no, no. It went mainstream. Like I’m talking about they were playing him on the radio. Dark Light when they played uh Wings of a Butterfly and uh Vampire Heart and [ __ ] like that. That’s about the time it went mainstream, but Huh. It’s weird. Uh it’s weird to think about how long ago that was. It is. Damn. Yeah. They’ve been broken up for at least 10 years, I think. Oh, wow. Yeah, that makes sense. The project just ended. They’re like I I think it was I remember reading about it like they just had nothing else to like do. He was like, "Oh, taking this as far as we can, so that’s it." Well, ain’t that about what some 41 said? Then I guess you better milk it. Yeah, exactly. Why not? I mean, what’s the harm in uh I mean, [ __ ] that’s what uh that’s what Guns and Roses is doing right now. Yeah, we’re milking touring the tour life, bro. It’s been almost what, 10 years now? Uh almost 2017. So, well, 2016 is when the whole reunion thing happened. So next year it’ll be 10 years. Well, 2017. Oh. Oh, the Guns and Roses. Yes. We’re talking about like, you know, from when, you know, Slash and Duff rejoined the band in 2016. Yeah. Be it’ll be 10 years next year. We’ll have to do a uh we’ll have to do an anniversary show on April Fool’s Day next year. Oh, yeah. If we can find any sort of full length recording or something of any of the shows. I really want that goddamn uh um Trouador show. Yeah, that or if there’s any sort of full thing of like the when they played Coachella that year. There’s got to be there’s got to be something. I know they released clips of it like on the Coachella YouTube. I know we saw like clips of it when they were performing both weekends, but that’s really it. Yeah. Well, if you’re going to play something like Coach Ellie, you should have to stream your [ __ ] like everybody else. Oh, yeah. All a lot of these artists now do it like major festivals like that. They have the money and the you know backing to do such things like that. Yeah. I watched the Misfits at Coachella this year. That’s the only performance I sat through the whole thing for. And uh yeah, I I had to cap that [ __ ] cuz I can’t find it anywhere. So I’m glad I recorded it. But uh yeah, I couldn’t I can’t find that anywhere right now. But it was not a bad show. I mean, if you like the misfits. Hell yeah, man. Action. [Applause] [Music] And I feel lost inside the girl. When I close my eyes, I’m lost to find the words. [Music] Love reveals. She’s a diamond. She’s a pearl. She’s a red light shine around the world. Got her lost inside. Now, before Slash begins to slash, um, let’s talk about what we just heard for just a second. I don’t get why everybody hates on Miles, man. Like he has a voice right here that’s just like Yeah, it’s not bad. I mean, I didn’t really I was like, "Wait a minute. Is this actually Miles?" When I heard like the first verse, then you hear the chorus. I’m like, "Yeah, no, this kind of sounds like him." Yeah, that’s him. That’s your All right, sweet. I would hope so. Unless they replaced him with another conspirator. It’s slashing Todd Karns and the rest of the guys that no one knows. No, no, no, no. What they’ll do is they’ll get Sebastian Bach or somebody to replace Miles and then they’ll still call it Slash featuring Miles Kennedy and the Conspirators. That’s not except it’s a different singer. That’d be funny to me. [Laughter] [Music] I mean, this is good. It’s just mellow. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I I That’s So, it’s like a weird It’s a weird kind of like mellowed outish like ballad. I don’t know. I wouldn’t say that’s more of a ballad, but it’s just a very I guess more Yeah. You’re like you said more mellowed out. Still raw. Still very much in that vein. It’s not, you know, a cheesy [ __ ] you know, love song. A little bit, but not much. Well, I’ll tell you by the lyrics. Melo music is not bad, but I have to do a little something to put me in the mood to to listen to uh mellow music. Just give me just a second here. Ah. Oh, I think I do know what’s going on here. Allegedly. Nothing. Ah, there we are. All [Music] right, I’m just going to start playing Bomb Ar. Good man. All right, let’s see if this helps. What can I do to get her close to me? [Music] I don’t think I slash though when I hear this, but I don’t hate it. Yeah, it’s okay. I mean, I feel like it’s it’s definitely worse. I think it’s like right in the middle right now at least. This sounds more like a shineown song a little bit. I think it just sounds like rock at the time. This was released what 2018. It kind of sounds like mid to late 2010s, whatever was on rock radio then. Oh, was it? I didn’t realize. Yeah, this is the third uh Conspirators album. That’s wild to think how long that’s been a thing. But yeah, and they released the fourth and now apparently we’re getting a fifth one. I don’t know this year or next year. Sounds good to me. I like their [ __ ] I just kind of hope this one I I don’t know if I want it to sound different or if I like that it sounds the same, but I don’t like when every song on the record sounds the same like this one or even parts of World on Fire. Mhm. Well, World on Fire I think was much more like consistent at least. I’ll defend that album. So, I don’t hate it. I don’t hate it. I just don’t think it’s as good as Apocalyptic Love by a long shot. H I can I can see reasons why, you know. I can definitely see from both ends of the of sides there. Yeah. My heart is slowly breaking me. I fall apart. What can I do? I always fall so [Music] hard. And I feel that I’m lost inside the girl. When I close my eyes, I’m lost to find the [Music] words. Love reveal. She’s a diamond. She’s a pearl. She’s a real wine. Shine bright around the world. I’m lost inside. Sounds like a stripper. Possibly. I mean, I I really We We reviewed Slash and Conspirator songs that like definitely talk about strippers, you know? Dirty Girl. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That’s a That’s actually definitely a stripper song right there. Like that. That’s a song a stripper could dance to, honestly. Yeah. Ladies, take it easy with the deaf leopard. Look at some of the stuff, you know, if not from the 80s. I know, right? You can tell when you’re there like which one of the chicks are actually rock fans by their selection of songs. Like some of them will pick the standards or they’ll just do rap music all night, but then you’ll get somebody that’ll come out to something like some Coheden Cambria and then they got their [ __ ] down. Well, as long as they’re not dancing to butt rock, then you know, I seen a girl uh dance to um Oh, what was the name of the song? Listen, well, will you marry me? The suffering by Coen Camry. Interesting choice. Okay, that actually works. She pulled it off. She’s into that like, you know, I guess concept album thing they’ve been running for the last 20 years or whatever. Yeah, I tried to get into Coheed, but I it just it just wasn’t for me. I like um that song. I like the suffering and I like uh the one everybody likes. Yeah, that one. I never used to know how to play that on guitar. I haven’t played that [ __ ] since I was like 14, though. Yeah. I don’t remember. What was that on Guitar Hero or something? Is that when it got popular? I think was either that or Rock Band. One of the two. I think it was Rock Band one. It was on. Oh, well that was It was on I think it was on the Rock Band songs and then it went to Guitar Hero after way later, but it was on one of the first two Rock Band games. I forget which one. That’s about the I mean that makes sense. That’s about the time that those were coming out, you know. Oh yeah. As far as my memories with listening to the song, I don’t think I’ve ever game explosion and then it literally crashed like 5 years later. I know, right? Well, it was just oversaturated the market. Then, you know, we had that big recession that screwed everything up. Well, Coat and Cambria also, um, they I don’t think they’ve released any music in a while, have they? Uh, they saw them release an album like in the last year or so, have they? Well, I didn’t realize. I know that the I saw I saw um at the comic book store the other day that the Amory Wars was still going on and I was like, "Well, I’m way too far behind to even try to catch up on that." They’re on tour this year, actually. I think. Well, they might be on tour, but I just don’t think they’re putting out as much music as they used to. Um No. Whoa. Actually, no. Wait a minute. They um So, 2022 they had they actually released an album this year. 2025. Okay. And they’re still continuing this damn song. Amory Wars. Yeah. It was three, four, five, six, eight, nine. They just released their 10th album this year. Well, there you go. That’s pretty interesting. You know, my Kim tried that. My Chemical Romance. Mhm. They tried that and I think they pulled it off, but all Danger Days. Well, all of them were uh um concept. Black Pre definitely was a concept one. I think Danger Days was more of a lighter concept or wasn’t like, you know, super sort of I think it’s uh Bring the Venom or whatever that first one [ __ ] album was called. Oh, that was a concept album. Yeah. I I did not know that. It was a murder mystery about who killed Helena. What? Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge. Three Cheer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It’s a murder mystery. Really? I got to look this up. Okay. Cuz I didn’t know that. I I always listen to them sort of as individual like sort of songs or whatever. But so you know the song Helena, the one that goes so long and good night. Mhm. That one starts out the whole uh the whole story. And like in the music video that Helena’s dead and that’s her um what do you call it? A funeral speech. Uh [ __ ] obituary. I I don’t know what the [ __ ] you call that. Oh, you’re right. It is actually that’s what Gerard Way said. It’s according to him. The album can be understood as a pseudoconceptual horror story. Uh, it details a story of a man and woman who are separated by death in a gunfight and he goes to hell only to realize by the devil telling him that she’s still alive. Uh, devil says he can be with her again if he brings the devil the souls of a thousand evil men. And the man agrees to do it. And so the devil hands him a gun. Uh, that was the idea behind the concept. record ended up being much more about loss in real life than anything. So, I guess it’s a light concept album. Yeah. Well, there you go. And then there was Black Parade. Black Parade was a big one. Danger Days was to an extent, I believe, one. I always felt like Black Parade was a concept album about several characters all revolving around a common story. Yeah, cuz it’s about like one guy who’s like basically on his deathbed just recalling stories and stuff. I don’t know. Cuz yeah, that’s this whole like concept was about like one this one guy was like dying from cancer and he’s just like, you know, at least most of it seems like it’s just like and then he just ends up I think the last the last song of the album was called dead. So like the dude ends up dying, you know. No, dead is uh the first song on the album. Oh, never mind. I Jeez. Oh, it’s probably Famous Last Words then. Yeah, Famous Last Words. Uh actually, Famous Last Words. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You’re right. Famous Last Words is the uh last song on that album. When it comes to Danger Days, it’s the story of the Killjoys. Yeah. And it’s kind of like a Mad Max style uh post-apocalyptic uh world kind of story. And it ends with a song called Vampire Money, which takes place after the story, but they tacked it on at the end anyway cuz at the time Twilight and [ __ ] was really big and they were pissed off that they were the always going to be associated with the [ __ ] emo kids and the vampires and that wasn’t what they wanted when they made the Black Parade cuz all that emo [ __ ] went popular like right after it independently of them and then and uh Twilight and all that other [ __ ] So the song Vampire Money is basically them saying, "Yeah, we’ll take your [ __ ] money. Here’s a song about vampires and [ __ ] so give me some of that vampire money." Yeah, Twilight, [ __ ] Heard more diss, too. Hell yeah. [Music] I’m lost inside. I’m lost inside the girl. [Music] She can do no wrong. Still she never seems to answer anymore. I’m going to tell you something and it’s a hot take and you’re going to have to stay with me on this. But you know who I think would make a killer cover of this the more I listen to it? Who do you got? Chris Stapleton. [Music] Maybe put some country twang on it and [ __ ] Yeah, I think with a little bit of countryness, a little bit of twang. Yeah, I think you might have yourself a hell of a country song here. Yeah, I think so, too. At least lyrically. Yeah. I’m lost inside the girl. I close my eyes to find words. Yeah. Let’s see. Man, it’s not hard to imagine, is it? Love reveal. She’s a D. She’s a pearl. I think this would be killer. I think Yeah, if you just like you don’t have to make it like a honky tonk like super like fast-paced one. You can slow down the tempo a bit. Oh, no, no, no. It’s definitely a slow country song. Yeah, you can do a nice slow country song with like some, you know, some violins and stuff in the back. Little acoustic guitar instead of electric. Maybe like a steel steel steel guitar in there, too. Hell, maybe even keep the Slash riff and feature Slash. Hell yeah, why not? There you go. See, killer collab. We just made you guys some money. It’s right here on the table, ready for you to come take it. Crew Stapleton, another country hit. There you go. You see us? We’re just We’re just what? You know what we’re we we do for these guys. We print money for these guys and then we just leave it over here on the table for them. Uh come get it anytime. They just tell us to [ __ ] off. Yeah. And then they walk by and leave it. It’s a shame. Shame, shame, and shame. I guess there ain’t no rest for the righteous. Yep, we’re the [Music] wicked. Heat. Heat. [Music] Man, that’s a hell of a solo break solo. He’s just going, man. Yeah, he’s still going. It’s got a good overflow. It does. I’m I’m here for it. [Music] Man, that’s a very underrated slash solo. Honestly, I’m going to say that right now. Pate slash solo. This is good stuff. Hell, that was Dude, that could have been its own like dude, you wouldn’t have even had to add that much to it. loop that and do it again. And some kind of interlude at the front, an intro at the beginning, and a closing at the end. And boom, you got a whole brand new solo section for Slash that can be played independently of this. You know what I’m going to do? Whatever my final grade is, I’m giving it two extra points for that. At least one extra star now because of that solo. That’s good [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah, you’re getting some pointage there, Slash. That was a hell of a solo. uh frozen almost inside of a uh ice cube of a song that you have to kind of chisel through to get to Yeah. Cool. Cuz it kind of picked up the tempo a bit of the song too as well. You can tell the drums are going a little faster. So they upped it up a little bit. It’s cool. Oh yeah, dude. I was completely bored with this song before. Uh we were like, "Eh, it’s okay. Whatever." Now it was like for me it would have probably been originally like a two at most, maybe even a bit less, but now it’s going to like three and a half probably. Yeah, it’s it’s it’s it’s added it’s added some points here in and for me as well. Hell of a solo. [Music] [Music] shines so bright, but my obsession is the darkest kind. [Music] I feel like the tempo has shifted all the way back down to where we were when we started. But since I was brought in to this next section with that killer solo, I’m actually here for it this time. Yeah, I would agree with you on that. Very we’re in a very similar boat, I think, on this song right now. Yeah. [Music] [Music] And we’ve heard this, so I can talk over it for a second. Yeah. And then the verse, the chorus pops. You know, we just went way up a roller coaster hill. Took a big fall down. We took a We’re kind of back in the media now. Yeah. So, I mean, I’m here for it. I think it take took what existed and actually enhanced it. Oh, 100%. [Music] Little outro. Yeah, looks like an outro. It’s going to I think we’re going to have a pretty long outro. [Music] [Applause] I’m running out of lyrics here. So, you answer anymore, man. Who says not that? I dig it. [Music] Lost Inside the Girl. That’s right. There it is. It’s in the rear view mirror. Um, we’re going to rate that song in just a moment and give our final thoughts. But before we do, Chris, uh, why don’t you read some of the lyrics and let’s see if we can flesh out if there is a story line here. Let’s get that all good and fleshed out. I I’ll kick off from the the first verse here. person who goes. I close my eyes and I pretend. I slip away lying next to her. And for a moment I will rest ashore. I cross the mile. She seems so far. But in my mind I feel her beating heart. And for a moment we are not apart. Uh the chorus and I feel that I’m lost inside the girl when I close my eyes almost to find the words. Love revealed. She’s a diamond. She’s a pearl. She’s a revved high shot all around the world. God, I’m lost inside the girl. So, I guess it’s like a weird like semi pseudo affectionate song. I guess this is what Slash feels like when he falls in love. Oh, there you go. You know, Slash has feelings. Oh my god, no. Not my guitar gods. Oh no. Slash is a robot. Oh no. Count for Slash. This is not Mrs. Slash. Mrs. Slash never gets former Mrs. Slash. I don’t know, dude. I think Mrs. Slash is like Mrs. Claus. Santa looks the same in every movie, but there’s a different woman calling herself Mrs. Claus. Slash looks the same all in every decade, but there’s a different woman calling herself Mrs. Slash. Well, he’s not married to the current Mrs. Slash, so I think he think he learned his lesson. Good man. Yeah, it only took me, you know, 12 fuckups. It took him two divorces, actually. Oh, that’s good. See, his third time, I guess, was the charm, but he’s like, "Let’s just not put a ring on it." Not yet, at least. But, but you’ll be there filming videos on your Instagram, honey. You know, make me look good on your Instagram. I never check it. I just post, you know, pictures of snakes and titties. That’s it. But I still really Yeah, I had to unfollow Slash on Instagram. Afraid I was going to be scrolling one day and he’d get me in trouble at work. I was say that’s like his only thing of like social media now. Now that he’s gotten hacked many times on the site formerly known as Twitter. No, there you go. I left for a similar reason. Anyway, uh Lost Inside the Girl, man. Let’s talk about it. Uh you want to go first? You want me? I will take the reigns on this one. All right, you take the reigns. Tell us what you thought about Lost. It’s um I guess it’s like a a sort of slashesque kind of like slower mellow balladish I guess lyrically wise. You know, he’s definitely talking about you know a woman in the song doesn’t whoever you know I guess his lady was around then. I don’t know. Um but it’s not bad. And I mean like it’s a bit of at first it kind of is a bit of you know a little too slow I feel like but it does kind of lead into this really great underrated slolo which just like kind of just like I think is like wa like my mind was just like I did not see that coming and I was all for it you know I think like you probably could like shave some time off this song to get to that solo a little bit quicker. Yeah. But like I think once you hit that solo, you’re like, I don’t care. The song could be as long as it wants. I’m already happy now. Um, in saying that though, when I listen to this more often, maybe a little bit here, a little bit there. I wouldn’t I mean, it’s probably already on a playlist of mine already, but still, um, I think a solid three and a half out of five. It’s not bad. It’s mostly getting points for the solo. So, yeah, that’s the same boat I’m in. Before the solo came along, I was completely bored of this song. And then when the solo did come in, it sparked my interest again. And uh yeah, that was then I was there for it. Uh I it reminded me a lot, I think I said earlier, it reminded me a lot of the Cure and uh him, but I like those bands, so I’m okay with that. It definitely had that kind of finish sound to it like the 69 eyes and and uh uh well him and some of the bands that came in their circles and stuff like that. Uh and then you know like I said the thing by Chris Stapleton I think we got a hell of a country song here if it was applied otherwise% the solo was great. The outro was even good. I enjoyed um all of that but it just took way too long to get there for me. So, I was originally going to give this a one, but I’m going to add two for the solo and the outro. So, I’m going to give this a solid three, but um will I listen to it again? I I doubt it, but um I’ll say the solo was really good. I probably won’t listen to it again, but it I mean it’s a three. If you like it, check it out. You like it. Good mid-tier song. If you like it, you like it. Okay. Yeah, those are our thoughts, but what did you think? Let us know in the comments section below. If you’re watching on YouTube, for everybody else, head over to gunsandradio.com and get your free invite into our Discord and continue the conversation on Lost Inside the Girl and of course the ongoing Guns & Roses tour. We’ll be keeping you update on updated on news one way or another. I mean, especially in that Discord, we’ll be seeing some people posting the news and stuff, so you definitely want to be there. uh to sort of get, you know, breaking news on that stuff because, you know, our our our good fine folks there in the Discord will be on that for you. So, and we do have good fine folks over there. So, uh we’ll be back live once again on Tuesday, May 13th for you guys watching on YouTube. That is next week. And shall we spin the wheel and see uh what song we’re going to be listening to when we go live again? Oh, yeah. It’s going to be a Tuesday the 13th special. Woohoo. Let’s see if we get uh let’s see uh let’s see what we can make a gift of Jason Vorhees dance [Music] to. I really want that to happen. Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake. You got funny games. No more heroes or slash. Ah, no more heroes. A slash. A slash. No more heroes. I believe this is World on Fire, right? No, this is Apocalyptic Love. Oh, it’s Apocalyptic Love. I didn’t realize it went all that way back. Yeah. But yeah, this from Apocalyptic Love. It’s a real uh It’s a really good song, man. And uh Yeah, I’m looking forward to reviewing this one. I know this one. I don’t think I’ve heard this one in a while, man. I haven’t heard it in a while, but uh Oh, wow, man. How accurate is it for today’s world though? If you know, you know, right? Don’t meet your heroes in person. Well, at least most of them. Some of them. Not all of them, but some of them. You can meet some of them. You can meet. Just not us. We’re not the ones. I mean, me, I’ll be all right with you. But it’s like, yeah, you want my autograph? Here. [ __ ] off. No, I’ll sign whatever you want, but I’m a cr but I’m a grouchy old man in real life. Just understand that. [ __ ] you, kid. No, I would do that, but I would probably be like, "Hey, how’s it going?" "Yeah, man. All right, leave me alone. Let me get back to my wife." Yeah. Anyway, anyways, guys, check that out. Episode number 347 next Tuesday here. Uh we will be live. So, yes, join us for that. No More Heroes. Um also a video game, by the way. I just remember that. Oh, there’s a video game. There’s a video game called No More Heroes. It’s like a a exclusive to Nintendo thing. Oh, well, it’s going to be a podcast, too, next week right here on our YouTube channel. Go ahead and click subscribe and ring that bell icon so you can be notified anytime we get new episodes, even when we go live like we’ll be doing on Tuesday. So, until then, I’m Dustin Bones and I’m Chris Caputo. 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